Zombies

Pickledog and I are back from our zombie trip. The bad news is, zombie sightings are way up at Lake Zombie. As seen in my photographic evidence, the underwear zombies are on the paths, in the water, and hiding in the trees!

However the Zombie Board on Canada did much to address the current situation, and it has been decided that Lake Zombie will now been know as Lake Friendly. Research determined that having ‘zombie’ in the name of the lake resulted in extremely high rankings in Google searches by the undead looking for vacation spots.

This week I have dug up something fresh. Zombies can be pretty scary, but if you remember that trick your mom taught you to get over you fear of public speaking, zombies aren’t so scary at all.

Next time you see a mob of flesh hungie zombies chomping through your neighbourhood just imagine them in their underwears. Then you will realise the brain starved monster that used to be your corner grocer isn’t quite so terrifying in underoos. That is until he bites you and then you become a zombie, and people imagine you in your underwears.

I will be off this week, away on special assignment for the Zombie Board of Canada.

Cheers everyone, and have a great week!