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A little shoot for the stars/walking on the moon attitude.
“I’m a rocket maaaan!”

IF – Crash


Drivers, are you ready?!! Smash up derby racin’ is the funniest kind of crashing I know. If there is one thing I have learned as a kid it’s that you always pick the old station wagon to win in a smash up derby. Oh, that and 12+6=18!

I have been happily tagged by Jules! So without further ado here are six weird things about me.

1. I don’t put Ketchup on anything except for hamburgers, but only if they also have mayonnaise and pickles on them. I even eat french fries plain!

2. My favorite South Park character is Leopold “Butters” Stotch. Spooky Stuff!

3. In the evening I take the stairs instead of the elevator.

4. I like to stretch out the time between haircuts to let my hairdo get jumbotic, because I believe in the “golden hair week” when my hair reaches its optimum length and shape. (See profile illustration.)

5. I can (poorly) sing the words to Momas Don’t let your Babies Gro Up to be Cowboys by Willie Nelson.

6. As a child I had a pet turkey, and a pet pig. Neither were eaten.

Waiting for the warm spring air to say..

IF – Red


Red sky at night sailors delight! Sweet dreams Captain.

Local Owl Scout Kyle Carson protects the neighborhood as Blimp Head the lighter than air crime fighter. With the power to inflate his head with helium from his super unique helium glands. Once fully inflated as Blimp Head he can float hundreds of feet above the ground, quietly foiling evil doers. Blimp Head’s natural weaknesses are strong winds, seagulls, and sharp objects.

Wherever there is a kitty in a tree, or a frisbee stuck on the roof, Blimp Head will slowly drift across the sky to save the day.

IF – 80s


The 80′s had some of the best movies ever, like The Breakfast Club. How do you top a movie featuring a young Emilio Estevez dancing like an out of control windmill? The answer, you can’t!

80s Honorable Mentions (in no particular order):
The A Team
Different Strokes
Big Wheels
He-Man
Care Bears
Apple Computers 1984 commercial
Any music with synthesizers
Ewoks
Miami Vice
Ferris Bueller
Pac-Man

IF – Buzz


Playing Hair Salon is never as fun as it’s originally described. Unless of course you’re the one holding the clippers.

An update of sorts.. This has been an exciting week here in Brautsville for Pickledog and myself. We decided to join the local Polar Plungers club. It’s kind of like the Polar Bears Club, but there is less jumping into cold water and more drawing ; )


Wishing everyone a happy, healthy and constructive new year. Happy New Year!

IF – Help


Santa needs a lot of help this time of year. Happy Holidays!!

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